"Top ten reasons to celebrate Groundhog Day" joke

It's on nearly every calendar
It helps relieve Cabin Fever
Spring or not, it's still six weeks till St. Urho's Day
Forecast is no less reliable that the National Weather Service
At least one of them critters is bound to see things your way
Valentine's Day is too depressing for nerds
Unlike the Easter Bunny, he keeps his dirty paws outside
As they used to say on the radio, "The Shadow Knows!"
It's fun to say "Punxsutawney"
If a rodent can bring us an early spring, more power to him
In Canada, either way they come out ahead
I must've grown an extra finger since I learned to count!

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