"Top ten signs your kid is a wizard" joke

When he enters a room there is a burst of purple smoke
You say, "Do you think that lawn is gonna mow itself?" But then it does
Your child gets busted shoplifting a newt
Can turn lead into gold, but he can't remember to take out the trash - am I right, parents?
He wears shiny red satin robes - and you're just praying he's a wizard
Favorite discount electronics chain: The Wiz
Refers to Halloween as "amateur night"
He's only 12, but somehow he's dating Gwyneth Paltrow
His homework ate the dog
You catch him in the bathroom polishing his wand
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