"Top ten signs youre in a bad boy scout troop" joke

You get merit badge for picking the trifecta at Aqueduct
You help old ladies across I-95
First rule in handbook: "Blame the kid who can't speak English"
You're part of a very special troop called the Gambino family
To become an Eagle Scout, you have to catch and eat a Bald Eagle
Since he can't get time off, troop leader holds meetings in his Century 21 office
You get busted for selling knot-tying secrets to Russian Boy Scouts
Scout master hands out his favorite campfire treat - Marlboro Lights
Troop motto: "Be prepared...to lie on the witness stand"
Every year you have to put on a skit and go door-to-door selling cookies
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