"Top ten things DMV employees are doing while you wait in line" joke

1 "Processing" licence renewal forms through the paper shredder

2 Substituting city morgue stock photos for driver I.D. snapshots

3 Going out to lunch off the extra money they took from the last guy

4 Using the D.M.V. computers to switch your optometrist appointment to a proctologist

5 Mailing you a 32 cent postage stamp instead of the $32 licence plate sticker you paid for

6 Watching you on surveilence cameras; placing bets on how long you'll wait before leaving

7 Marking every fourth answer on your written driver's test wrong

8 Changing the registration info on your car to make it the official D.M.V. test vehicle

9 Threatening to call the I.R.S. whenever somebody wakes them up

10 Each other