"Top ten things not to say in a lingerie shop" joke

Top ten things men SHOULDN'T say out loud in a Lingerie Shop
#10 Does this come in children's sizes?
#9 No thanks. Just Sniffing.
#8 I'll be in the dressing room going blind.
#7 Mom will love this.
#6 Oh the size won't matter. She's inflatable.
#5 No need to wrap it up. I'll eat it here.
#4 Will you model this for me???
#3 The Miracle What? This is better than world peace!!
#2 45 bucks? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!!
And the number one thing that a man should never, ever say out loud ina Lingerie Shop
#1 Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat arse into that.