"Top ten things you dont want to hear from a gas station attendant" joke

"Hope you don't mind, I just took a leak in your tank"
"You do know there's a guy hiding in your back seat, don't you?"
"Sometimes I have the strangest feeling I'm about to burst into flames"
"Regular, premium, or ranch flavor?"
"You know, if a guy breathes enough fumes, someone like you starts to look pretty good"
"The soda machine was on the fritz today - I had to drink a quart of Quaker State with my lunch"
"Does this uniform make me look pretty?"
"This is my car! You stole my car!"
"I'll check under your hood if you check under my belt"
"Want to make out in the back seat?"
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