"Tornadoes" joke

Q: How are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house.

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?-They are dizzy

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How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

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Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

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What do women and tornadoes have in common?
They scream when they come and take your house when they leave!

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Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy

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