"Why do tornadoes move so " joke

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Why do tornadoes move so erratically?-They are dizzy

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

What do women and tornadoes have in common?
They scream when they come and take your house when they leave!