"Don't knock on Death's door." joke

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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there were three young poly boys on a road trip a samoan a tongan and a maori .. the tongan and maori wer in the back seet while the samoan was driving ..
the samoan lost controll and of the wheel and hit a tree ... all threee polly boys died .. they all got too the gate of more...

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Normal people believe that "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Engineers believe that "If it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet"

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If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

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Shelley :Hello
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Mel:Nice joke
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Mel:Boi if you don't get your nasty looking death door with a bell out of here I will knock instead of ringing the bell. Just kidding keep the jokes up
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Daniel GRIESAU:That was funny !!!
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Dafucking bitch:Stupidest thing I have ever seen. Go learn how magnets work and re learn the definition of a joke.
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BarbersFuck123:Ahh I got it! It is pointless
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