"Tough sermons" joke

I am a pastor and father of two children. The day before we were to attend a cousin's high school graduation, I thought I'd prepare the kids, knowing how fidgety they can get.
"Graduations are sometimes long, boring events," I said. "I want you guys to behave and not ask constantly when it's going to be over."
"Don't worry, Dad. We'll live," my daughter replied. "We last through all your sermons, don't we?"
Rev. Matthew Sassano, Jr.

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