"Traffic Light" joke
A blonde went driving with her brunette friend one day. They were stopped at a traffic light.
The blonde asked her brunette friend, "Why are there all colored lights? What do they mean?"
The brunette wanted to kid around with the blonde. So she replied, "Oh, well you see, the each color tells you when to go. The green light is for all the brunettes to go. The yellow light is for all the red heads to go. And the red light is for all the blondes to go."
So the next day, the blonde is driving and she comes by the traffic light. It is green and all the cars are rushing past her.
"Woah, there is alot of brunettes driving today." She says to herself.
Then, it's a yellow light, and only some cars go through.
"Wow, not as many red heads driving today," She says.
Finally, the red light comes and the blonde presses on the gas pedal and crashes straight into a 16 wheeler truck! The blonde was sent straight to the emergency room and somehow, she lived. The man in the ambulance truck asked her, "Why did you go on a red light?"
She replied, "I'm a blonde, DUH"
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