"Trainee Paratrooper First Jump" joke

Jimmy, a trainee paratrooper was about to perform his first jump. Being dead scared, he allowed all his other friends to jump first. As his turn came, however, he chickened out despite repeated verbal abuses from his training sergeant.
His sergeant couldn't take it anymore and shouted, "If you don't jump now, I'll shove my dick up your ass!"
Relating the story to his father, Jimmy's dad asked, "So son, did you jump after all?"
"Yeah," Jimmy replied, "a little at first..."

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