"Translations for men" joke
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you will know what we really mean when we say...
"IT`S A GUY THING"
Translated:* "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated:* "Why isn`t it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated:* Absolutely nothing. It`s a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated:* "I have no idea how it works."
"TAKE A BREAK, HONEY. YOU`RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated:* "I can`t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT`S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated:* "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated:* "I remember the theme song to `F Troop,` the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car
I`ve ever owned... but I forgot your birthday."
"OH, DON`T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYSELF. IT`S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated:* "I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I`m hurt."
"HEY, I`VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I`M DOING."
Translated:* "And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I CAN`T FIND IT."
Translated:* "It didn`t fall into my outstretched hands, so I`m completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated:* "What did you catch me at?"
"I`M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated:* "No one will ever see us alive again."
"WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK."
Translated:* "I make the messes; she cleans them up."
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