"Trip To The Race Tracks" joke
A group of fourth and fifth grade students were taken on a trip to the local race track to learn about thoroughbred horses and the industry.
During the tour, some of the students needed to go to the bathroom, so it was decided that the boys would go with one teacher and the girls with the other.
One of the boys came running out of the men's bathroom and told the teacher waiting outside that he couldn't reach the urinal. Having no other choice, the teacher went inside and began lifting the little boys up by their armpits, one by one.
As she lifted one up, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well-endowed for an elementary school child. "You must be in the fifth," the teacher said.
"Oh no, ma'am," he replied, "I'm in the seventh, riding Silver Arrow. Thank you for the lift though."
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