"Trophy Winner" joke

Jim was so excited when he staggered home from the stag party, he just had to wake up his wife to tell her the news.
"Look, honey, I won it!" he told her, holding up a cheap-looking trophy.
"How?" asked his wife, still half-asleep.
"We had a contest to see who has the longest dick," he said, beaming with pride.
"What!" she screamed. "How could you make such a fool of yourself? You took it out in front of all those people?"
"Hell no, honey, not all of it," he said, "just enough to win!"

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