"Troublemaker" joke
One day the school troublemaker was sent to the principal's office.
"Do you know why you're here?" asked the principal.
"Is it about this morning?" asked the troublemaker.
"Your teacher says you ran in the hall, beat up two students, started a food fight in the cafeteria, and cursed at one of your classmates."
"Boy, that's a relief," sighed the troublemaker. "I thought maybe you found out I broke your windshield."
A Realtor, driving his buyers around looking at houses, is suddenly pulled over by a policeman. The policeman approaches the Realtor’s car door, and the Realtor says "Is there a problem officer?"
The policeman says, "Sir you were speeding. Can I see your more...
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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the countryside with a pet dog which he loved and doted on. After many long years of companionship, the dog finally died so Muldoon went to the parish priest:
"Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the more...