"Troublemaker" joke
One day the school troublemaker was sent to the principal's office.
"Do you know why you're here?" asked the principal.
"Is it about this morning?" asked the troublemaker.
"Your teacher says you ran in the hall, beat up two students, started a food fight in the cafeteria, and cursed at one of your classmates."
"Boy, that's a relief," sighed the troublemaker. "I thought maybe you found out I broke your windshield."
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.