"Troublemaker" joke

One day the school troublemaker was sent to the principal's office.

"Do you know why you're here?" asked the principal.

"Is it about this morning?" asked the troublemaker.

"Your teacher says you ran in the hall, beat up two students, started a food fight in the cafeteria, and cursed at one of your classmates."

"Boy, that's a relief," sighed the troublemaker. "I thought maybe you found out I broke your windshield."

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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