"True Desi" joke

Say open or close the light.
Say chok-o-late instead of chocolate.
Say Hullo instead of Hello.
Say Vot instead of What.
Everything you eat is sautéed in garlic, onion, chili and tomatoes.
Try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like, tshick, tschick, tschick or pphht.
Nibble at a toothpick like dessert.
Say hello by simply raising your eyebrow.
Automatically shorten peoples name even though they are already short. Know some one named either, bobby, inky, pinky, chinky, or tinku.
Are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport.
Arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's the norm.
Snap your fingers while dancing in a group.