"True Redneck Huntin Story" joke

This is a TRUE story.
My momma, my little sister and me went to our neighbors house for the third of July last year, and after the fireworks,(when Mr. Chuck [The Dad] burned his hand on artillery shell.) it started gettin dark and we all heard a noise. The oldest son, Tony, (he graduated this year) the middle child, and my best friend, Miranda, and me decided to find out what it was. So we started off, me carryin the shoes, Miranda carryin the flashlight, and Tony carryin our only defense against the raging armydilla, a hammer...
Jordan Baker
Joaquin, Texas

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