"True Software Pro" joke

Husband is a Software Professional!!
Husband: Good evening dear, I am now logged in.
Wife: Have you brought the ring?
Husband: Bad command or File name.
Wife: But I told in the mornin.......
Husband: Erroneous Syntax, Abort?
Wife: What about your salary?
Husband: File in use.
Wife: What about my new saree?
Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: At least give me your credit card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation, Access Denied.
Wife: Do you love me or do you only like computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters.
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married a stupid guy like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: It is by default.
Wife: By the way who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to reboot.