"Twelve-inch Pianist" joke

A guy is sitting in a bar with his twelve-inch pianist sitting on his shoulder. He orders a drink from the bartender, and the bartender says, "Where'd you get this wise-ass little twelve-inch pianist?" "Well," the man says, "I was at the beach the other day and I found an Aladdin's lamp, rubbed it and a genie came out. And the genie gave me three wishes. My first wish was to have a million dollars. My second wish was to have a beautiful home." The bartender says, "And your third wish was to have a twelve-inch pianist?"

"Well, the man says, "not exactly!"

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