"Twinkie" joke

Your momma is so fat she saw a yellow bus full of whit people and said HEY STOP THAT TWINKIE.

ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.

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your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Karis:this is the worst joke EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny Joke? 36 vote(s). 64% are positive. 1 comment(s).