"Twisted Headlines" joke

A man was in New York`s central park, when a dog went wild and attacked a young boy.
The man was able to grab the dog by the neck, pulling it off the boy and choking it to death. A reporter for the NY Times comes to interview him, congratulating him on his act of heroism.
He suggests the headline: "New Yorker saves the life of a young boy!";
But, the man told him; I`m not from NY.
Ok, then how about: "American hero saves the day."
But, the man told him “I`m not American”.
Then, where are you from? Asked the reporter.
I`m from Pakistan, the man answered.
The next day the headlines read: "MUSLIM FUNDAMENTALIST STRANGLES DOG IN CENTRAL PARK. FBI INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE LINKS TO AL QAEDA"...

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