"Two Elderly Gentlemen" joke

Two elderly gentlemen, whose active days were behind them but whose wild-oats memories were not forgotten, were amusing themselves at the bar of a cocktail lounge by watching two young men ply their dates with Martinis and lengthy conversation.
"These young bucks today just don't know how it's done," said one. "Why in our day we would have had those girls in the buggy and out in the moonlight by this time."
"Yes," agreed his companion. "They sure don't make' em like they used to."

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