"Two Final Requests" joke

A New York woman was in the process of getting her affairs in order. She prepared her will and made her final arrangements.
As part of these arrangements, she met with her Rabbi to discuss what type of funeral service she wished.
She told her Rabbi she had two final requests. The first was that she be cremated. The second was that her ashes be scattered over Bloomingdales.
"Bloomingdales!" the surprised Rabbi said. "Why Bloomingdales?"
"That way, I will be sure that my daughters will visit me twice a week," she replied.

• 0 Comments
• Liked by Same People