"Two For One" joke
A man was walking along the beach when he spotted a cave. He entered the cave and discovered a magic lamp buried in the sand. Picking it up, he rubbed it and a genie appeared.
"I will grant you three wishes," the genie said, "but I must tell you that anything you wish for, every lawyer in the word will receive double."
"For my first wish, I would like a million dollars," the man said. He got his million and every lawyer received two million.
"For my second wish, I have always wanted a Porche," said the man. He got his Porche and every lawyer received two.
"And, for your third wish?" the genie asked.
Since this was his last wish, he took a minute and thought about it very carefully.
"Well," he said, "I have always wanted to donate a kidney!"
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