"Two sided fruit" joke
The old farmer had a sign on the side of the road said all types of fruit fer sale. So the tourist stopped, went up to the old farmer to inquire about what kind of fruit he had. The farmer informed him that his fruit was a special hybrid. That he had fruit that tasted like apples on 1 side and peaches on the other.The tourist didnt believe it so the farmer let him sample one. He tasted 1 side and said well that does taste like an apple. He tasted the other side and said well thats peach alright.The tourist wanted to know what other kind he had. The farmer told him he had one that tasted like plum and pear and 1 that tastes like pussy. The tourist said let me try the pussy on. So the farmer handed him 1, he took a big bite and spit it out, told the farmer this tastes like shit The farmer said turn it over.
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