"UFO" joke

[Notice on an Internet newsgroup] I have met a person who is writing a book on UFOs, and wants to have a chapter on UFO encounters by pets. If your pets have had such experiences, please contact me by private email, and I can get you in contact with the author.
"I hit a cat with a Zippo one time because it was considering going after a bird. The cat didn't know what it was. Does that count?"

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