"UNIX Man" joke

> Making all his UNIX. plans
> For nobody. He's a real UNIX Man
> Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> Making all his UNIX. plans
> For nobody.
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> Knows the blocksize from du(1)
> Cares not where /dev/null goes to
> Isn't he a bit like you
> And me?
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> UNIX Man, please listen(2)
> My lpd(8) is missin'
> UNIX Man
> The wo-o-o-orld is at(1) your command.
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> He's as wise as he can be
> Uses lex and yacc and C
> UNIX Man, can you help me
> At all?
>
> UNIX Man, don't worry
> Test with time(1), don't hurry
> UNIX Man
> The new kernel boots, just like you had planned.
>
> He's a real UNIX Man
> Sitting in his UNIX LAN
> Making all his UNIX. plans
> For nobody. ..
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