"Ugly bloke" joke

Ugly bloke walks into the bar with a big grin on his face "What are you so happy about?" asks the barman.
"Well I live by the railway and on my way home last night I saw a women tied to the tracks, I cut her free and we shagged all night.
"Did you get a blow job?" the barman asks.
"No" he says, "Never found the head."

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