"Umpire at the gate" joke

Just before the match, the secretary received a message in his office from the turnstiles. There's an umpire down here with two friends. Wants to know if they can come in.'
'No,' replied the secretary, ' the man's obviously lying.'
'How do you make that out?'
'Whoever heard of an umpire with two friends.'

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