"Uncle's Children" joke

A pregnant woman fell into a coma while delivering healthy twins. She woke up in the hospital and asked, "Where are my babies?"
The nurse answered, "They're staying with your brother. He even named them for you."
The mother asked, "Well, what are their names?"
The nurse replied, "Your little girl is named Denise."
The mother said, "Oh, that's a lovely name. What did he name the little boy?"
The nurse answered, "Denephew."

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