"Unexpected Answer In Class" joke

An Ivy League theology professor was out visiting a friend at a local rural community college. She was asked to teach the class that day and she agreed. She started the class by asking the students, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said one student.

"And the opposite of depression?"

"Elation," said another.

"And how about the opposite of woe?"

A tall beanpole of a young man raised his hand. She called on him to answer.

"I believe that would be giddy up," he drawled.