"Unrecognizable U.S. Govt. Departments" joke

Office of Investigation of Unfair Internet Humor List Hiring Practices
Bureau for Explaining that What Happens on "The X-Files" is Not Real
Dept. of Chinese Nuclear Technology (formerly Dept. of Defense)
Why Pork Chops Are Shaped Like South America Dept.
Official Judiciary Department In Determined Investigation To Uncover Deception Of Real Killers (O.J.D.I.D.I.T.U.D.O.R.K.)
Bureau of Alcohol, Tabasco, and Fire Alarms
Strom Thurmond Animation and Preservation Department
Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Monster Trucks, Body Piercing and Jerry Springer
Department of Annexation: Because those darned Canadians can't hold out forever.
Department of Empty Public Gestures
Th. Off. Gov't Dept. o. Abbrv.
Federal Mime Protection Program
Department of Internet Security and Censo... **NO CARRIER**
and my favourite unknown government department:
Committee Rationalizing Appropriate Propagation Of Long Acronyms (CRAPOLA)