"Video Piracy" joke
Every DVD now has a little opening sequence with a PSA that tries to guilt you out of illegal downloading by appealing to your decency. It says things like, "You wouldn't steal a car..." and it shows someone not stealing a car. Then it shows that same person stealing movies and music off the Internet, thereby teaching me a valuable lesson:
It turns out I would totally steal a car if I could download it from the Internet.
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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