"Video Piracy" joke
Every DVD now has a little opening sequence with a PSA that tries to guilt you out of illegal downloading by appealing to your decency. It says things like, "You wouldn't steal a car..." and it shows someone not stealing a car. Then it shows that same person stealing movies and music off the Internet, thereby teaching me a valuable lesson:
It turns out I would totally steal a car if I could download it from the Internet.
A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it.
He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast.
He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to more...
A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The more...
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.