"Video Rental" joke
A blonde decides to do something wild that she has never done before, so she goes out to rent her first x-rated adult video.
After looking around the video store for a while, she selects a title that sounds quite stimulating to her.
She rushes home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable and puts the tape into the VCR. Much to her disappointment, there's nothing on the tape but static, so she calls the video store to complain.
"I just rented a video from you," she grumbles, "and there's nothing on the tape but static."
"I'm sorry about that," the clerk replies. "We have had a problem with some of the tapes. Could you tell me which title you rented?"
"It's called 'Head Cleaner'!" replies the blonde.
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