"Violinist dies and goes to heaven" joke

Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.
Poor Max has a heart attack and dies. He manages to make contact with Abe the next day.
Abe: I can't believe this worked! So what is it like in Heaven?
Max: Well, it's great, but I've got good news, and I've got bad news... The good news is that there's a fantastic orchestra up here, and in fact, we're playing "Scheherezade," your favorite piece, tomorrow night!
Abe: So what's the bad news?
Max: Well, you're booked to play the solo!

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