"Visiting the Fortune Teller" joke

During a publicity outing, Hillary decided to sneak off and visit a fortune teller. As the mystic peered into her crystal ball, she delivered some grave news.
"I'm sorry, there is no easy way to say this so I will be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow, for you husband will die a violent and horrible death this year," said the mystic.
Visibly shaken, Hillary stared into the woman's face, then towards the flickering candle, then down at her hands. After composing herself and taking a few deep breaths, she steadied her voice and asked the fortune teller what she needed to know.
"Will I be acquitted?"

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