"Voodoo dick" joke
this guy was going on a bisness trip and he didnt want his wife to cheat on him so he went to the store and asked the guy what should he do if he doesnt want his wife to cheat so the store owner pulled out a puney little dick out of a box and the guy said what is this and the owner said voodoo dick and the owner explained that you have to tell it what to do like voodoo dick wall (and it put sperm all over the wall) and then the owner said to get it to stop you said voodoo dick box and it goes back in the box if you dont say that then it wont stop so the guy bought it then he bought home and he told his wife how to work it but he didnt tell his wife how to make it stop so he left she said voodoo dick my mouth then it went in to her mouth then she said voodoo dick my pussy and then it did it but then after a while she wanted it to stop but she didnt know how to make it stop so she ran out the house got in her car and she was speeding down the highway and the voodoo dick was chasing her so then she started to go faster and then the cops stopped her and he said miss you was speeding and she was explaing to him the story about voodoo dick and the officer said ha ha ha voodoo dick my ass...
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