"*** WARNING ***" joke
Male Date Rape Drug Police warn all male clubbers, partygoers and
unsuspecting public house regulars to be more alert and cautious
when getting a drink offer from a girl. There is a drug called beer, which is essentially in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to convince their male victims to have sex with them.
The shocking statistic is that beer is available virtually anywhere! All girls have to do is buy a beer or two for almost any guy and simply ask the guy home for no-strings attached sex. Men are literally rendered helpless against such attacks. Attacks generally come from ugly birds that render their prey legless in order to satisfy their unsatiated desire with blokes of a more discerning nature. Please! Forward this to every male you know...
However, if you do fall victim to this insidious drug and the predatory creatures administering them, there are male support groups with venues in every suburb where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with a bunch of similarly affected like-minded guys. For the nearest venue near you just look up "Pub" in the yellow pages.
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