"WVa mother charged with trying to sell infant son" joke

Via AP News
19 Year old Rebecca Sue Taylor of Charleston offered to sell her 5 month old baby for 10 grand to another woman after saying she was unable to bond with the infant and needed money for a new apartment.
"Unable to bond with the infant".. oh ok... so she tried... how can you blame her. "Yeah, the baby just doesnt love me back... but he's in like-new condition... you can have him for 10 thousand, or best offer... free shipping... all sales final... I'll even through in his favorite teddy bear."

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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A really Un-PC riddle

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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funniest F****** joke ever

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jo momma

ya i got a joke for ya what do you call a deer with one eye?
a F***** one eyed deer

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Yo Mamma Is Soo Fat

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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