"Walking On Water" joke

One day, a rabbi, a pastor and a priest are all in a boat together, enjoying a morning of fishing.
After a while, the pastor looks at the other two and says, "I think I am going to go over to the shore and sit down." So, he gets out of the boat, walks across the water and sits down on the shore.
A few minutes later, the priest says to the rabbi, "I think I'm going to go over there to join him." He, too, walks across the water and sits down on the shore beside the pastor.
The rabbi thinks to himself, "Well, if they can do it, so can I!" So, he climbs out of the boat, but he falls in the water.
From ashore, the pastor turns and says to the priest, "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks are?"

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