"Wanting Some Action" joke

An 85 year old man, wanting some action, went downtown with the hopes of picking up a prostitute. He noticed one in particular that looked good to him, so he began to flirt with her.
After a while of his flirting, the hooker began to get annoyed and said, "Take a hike old man. You're ruining my business. Get lost!"
"I sure would like to get some action tonight," the old man said.
"You must be kidding! You're way too old! You're all finished," she said.
"What did you say?" asked the old man, cupping his hand to his ear.
"You heard me, old man. You're all finished," the hooker replied.
"Oh, ok," the old man said, "how much do I owe you?"

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