"Wanting To Get Weighed" joke

Jim took his blind date, Kelly, to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kelly?" Jim asked.
"I want to get weighed," Kelly said, so they went over to the weight guesser. He guessed 125 pounds. Kelly got on the scale, it read 122 and she won a prize.
Next, they went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Jim again asked Kelly what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," Kelly replied.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had already been there, he guessed her weight correctly and Jim lost his dollar.
They walked around the carnival and again, Jim asked her what she would like to do next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Jim thought she was really weird and took her home, dropped her off and ended the evening with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date. "How did it go?" asked Laura.
"Oh, Waura, it was wousy!" Kelly moaned.

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