""Watch out," the wife cautioned her husband" joke

"Watch out," the wife cautioned her husband, who was driving. "Don`t you see that car is braking?" Then she snapped, "Don`t pass that truck - his tire is wobbling."
The husband turned on his CB and informed the trucker about his loose wheel. The incessant squealing of the CB irritated the wife, in a nasty mood because of a headache. "Why do you always get so much static?" she asked.
"Because," her long-suffering husband replied, "I`m married."
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A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
"I`ve got a big problem doctor. Every time we`re in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this earsplitting yell."
"My dear," the shrink said, "that`s completely natural. I don`t see what the problem is?"
"The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up."
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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

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