"Watermelons" joke

There is mexican, a black, and a american there on a road trip. There driving they all get hungry so they stop at a barn. They start to steall fruit but the farmer hears them so he ges out his gun and tells them to stop. Terrofied they stop and drop the fruit."now see hear if you want to survive get all your favorite fruit,"the farmer told him.
First the american comes with apples"now you see here you have to shove 7 up you rass."1,2,3 they fell and so he got shot.
second was the mexican he brought beans"now see here boy stick 7 in your ass."1,2,3 he starts to laugh so they fall so he asked, whats the mater boy this is a matter between life or death?" the mexican replies"the black man is picking watermelons."

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