"Ways to confuse a roommate" joke

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
88. Insist that you are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the bed holding your stomach everytime your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say you know nothing about them.

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