"Ways to confuse a roommate" joke

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
156. Carve a jack-o-lantern. Complain to your roommate that the jack-o-lantern has been staring at you. The next day, tell your roommate that the jack-o-lantern thinks he/she has been staring at it. Confide in your roommate that you really don't like the jack-o-lantern, but you can't convince it to move out.

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