"Ways to confuse a roommate" joke

These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
165. Make pancakes every morning, but don't eat them. Draw faces on them, and toss them in the closet. Watch them for several hours each day. Complain to your roommate that your "pancake farm" isn't evolving into a self-sufficient community. Confide in your roommate that you think the king of the pancakes has been taking bribes.

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