"We Don`t Want to Hear" joke

1. The Communist Manifesto as read by Ronald Reagan
2. The Torah as read by Louis Farrakhan
3. The Koran as read by Sammy Davis Junior
4. The Bible as read by Madeleine Murray O`Hare
5. Walden as read by James Watt
6. The Anarchist`s Cookbook as read by Theodore Kaczinsky
7. How To win Friends and Influence People as read by Dennis Rodman
8. Europe on $10 a Day as read by Steve Forbes
9. The Godfather as read by John Gotti
10. Mr. Boston`s Bar Guide as read by Ted Kennedy
11. Heather has 2 Mommies as read by Jesse Helms
12. The Diary of Anne Frank as read by Jesse Jackson
13. The Physician`s Desk Reference as read by Dr. Jack Kevorkian
14. Catcher in the Rye as read by Mark Chapman
15. Uncle Tom`s Cabin as read by George Wallace
17. Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus as read by 2 Live Crew
18. The Cat in the Hat as read by BF Skinner
19. Where the Wild Things Are as read by Michael Jackson
20. A Rumor of War as read by Bill Clinton
21. Presumed Innocent as read by OJ Simpson
22. The Joy of Cooking as read by Karen Carpenter
23. Bridges of Madison County as read by Howard Stern
24. I`m Ok You`re Ok as read by Rush Limbaugh
25. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test as read by Bill Bennett
26. No One Gets Out of Here Alive as read by Kurt Cobain
27. Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail as read by Richard Nixon
28. Moby Dick as read by Jonah
29. The Pledge of Allegiance as read by Mahmud Abdul Rauf
30. Fear of Flying as read by Ron Brown
31. Thirty Days to a Stronger Vocabulary by Homer J. Simpson
32. Success for Dummies as read by Ross Perot