"Wedding dress problems" joke
Our Pastor likes to use humorous stories to underline points in his sermon. This one was so good that most of us missed the rest of the sermon because we were writing it down.
It's a couple of days before a big wedding. The Bride comes up with some bad news for her mother: she's found out that the young Step-Mother of the Groom has bought the exact same dress to wear to the Wedding that she (the mother of the Bride) is planning to wear.
The Bride's Mother tells her not to worry because she will just go and buy another dress to wear to the ceremony.
"But mother," asks the Bride, "What will you do with the dress that you've already bought?"
"Well," says mom, "I'll just wear it to the rehearsal dinner."
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